Some good funny jokes

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
TOMY : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
TOMY : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
TOMY : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
TOMY : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
TOMY : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
TOMY : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
TOMY : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
TOMY : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
TOMY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."