1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. HP : Hen Pecked
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go
16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Asin to act with Jackie
Hi friends,
It can't get bigger than this for Asin. The beauty from God's own Country, post 'Dasavatharam', is making waves in Bollywood.The actress, who is already the ambassador of an impressive list of products, would now act with Jackie Chan for the commercial of an international brand.
It can't get bigger than this for Asin. The beauty from God's own Country, post 'Dasavatharam', is making waves in Bollywood.The actress, who is already the ambassador of an impressive list of products, would now act with Jackie Chan for the commercial of an international brand.
According to sources, the advertisement, which has lot of stunt scenes, would be shot at Hong Kong. Asin, it is said, would leave for the foreign locale by the middle of this month to take part in the shoot. Asin, who has been roped in to act in Ko Taisa to be directed by Priyadarshan and London Dreams by Vipul Amrutlal Shah, is on cloud nine as she would now share the screen with internationally acclaimed Jackie.
A Serial Killer In Canada
A severed foot -- the sixth this year -- washed up on the shore of a Canadian island on Wednesday.The right foot was found by a local woman walking on the beach, said Sgt. Mike Tresoor of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in the town of Campbell River on Vancouver Island, British Colombia.The foot was the sixth discovered on shorelines in the area since August, according to local police and media reports. Another foot -- a severed left foot still clad in a shoe -- was found Monday on the shore of Westham Island, south of Vancouver. Police said it was taken to a coroner for DNA testing. The Vancouver Sun newspaper said the first four feet found in the area were all right feet, making the foot found Monday the only left foot. Although the gruesome finds have drawn international attention, police said it may take some time to unravel the mystery.The mystery has caused a stir and given birth to many rumors, locals say. One newspaper has began investigating a rash of young men who have gone missing in the area.
Some have wondered if the feet could belong to a group of men who were in a plane that recently crashed in the waterway where the feet were found
Some have wondered if the feet could belong to a group of men who were in a plane that recently crashed in the waterway where the feet were found
Indelible Incident In World Cricket
In the February 1981 underarm delivery incident New Zealand needed six runs to tie the match from the final ball, with eight wickets down. The Australian captain (Greg Chappell) ordered the bowler (his brother, Trevor Chappell) to bowl underarm: rolling the ball along the ground to avoid the possibility that the No. 10 New Zealand batsman (Brian McKechnie) would score a six from the last ball to tie the match. This was the most worst, Cowardice incident which the cricket as seen so far.
Young Red devils are great-Vidic
Having successfully defended their Premier League crown last season, Manchester United are looking to repeat the feat in 2009-10 - and highly rated defender Nemanja Vidic is backing some of the young talent at Old Trafford to help the club achieve its aim.
United have won four of their five pre-season games so far, with young players such as Craig Cathcart and Jonny Evans all impressing.
Now Vidic, 26, believes the latest crop of United youngsters can make a lasting impression in the Premier League.
“The young players have done very well. I played with Craig for the first time on Saturday against Kaizer Chiefs and I thought he produced a good performance, as did Jonny,” Vidic was quoted as saying in The Sun.
"It's been a great experience for them and they should be proud of how they've performed during the trip. They have a great future ahead of them."
United have won four of their five pre-season games so far, with young players such as Craig Cathcart and Jonny Evans all impressing.
Now Vidic, 26, believes the latest crop of United youngsters can make a lasting impression in the Premier League.
“The young players have done very well. I played with Craig for the first time on Saturday against Kaizer Chiefs and I thought he produced a good performance, as did Jonny,” Vidic was quoted as saying in The Sun.
"It's been a great experience for them and they should be proud of how they've performed during the trip. They have a great future ahead of them."
High Speed Flash Memory Card
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Rs.3,800, Rs.7,500 and Rs.16,500, respectively
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Boat and powers
Hi friends,
Powerboats are fitted with high-powered inboard or outboard engines and are used to race over courses. Offshore powerboats race an ocean courses up to 160 miles (257km) long, and reach speeds of over 100m.p.h (160k.p.h). The driver steers using satellite navigation system, while the throttle operator controls the trim and engine speed. Thank you.
Powerboats are fitted with high-powered inboard or outboard engines and are used to race over courses. Offshore powerboats race an ocean courses up to 160 miles (257km) long, and reach speeds of over 100m.p.h (160k.p.h). The driver steers using satellite navigation system, while the throttle operator controls the trim and engine speed. Thank you.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Steam advantages
Hi folks,
Steam is an important medium for producing mechanical energy. Steam is used to drive steam engines and steam turbines. Steam has the following advantages.
1.Steam can be raised quickly from water which is available in plenty.
2.It does not react much with materials of the equipments used in power plants.
3.It is stable at temperature required in the plant. Thank you.
Steam is an important medium for producing mechanical energy. Steam is used to drive steam engines and steam turbines. Steam has the following advantages.
1.Steam can be raised quickly from water which is available in plenty.
2.It does not react much with materials of the equipments used in power plants.
3.It is stable at temperature required in the plant. Thank you.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Jogging- A good Habbit
Jogging is a form of trotting or running at a slow or leisurely pace. The main intention is to increase fitness with less stress than actually running, instead of competition.The definition of jogging as compared with running is not standard. Dr. George Sheehan, a running expert, is quoted to have said "the difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank". Others are usually more specific, defining jogging as running slower than 6mph (10 minute per mile pace, 10 km/h, 6 min/km).
The term to jog/jogging as a form of exercise originated in England in the mid seventeenth century. This usage became common throughout the empire and in his 1884 novel My Run Home the Australian author Rolf Boldrewood wrote "your bedroom curtains were still drawn as I passed on my morning jog".In the United States jogging was also called "roadwork" when athletes in training such as boxers, customarily ran several miles each day as part of their conditioning. In New Zealand during the 1960s or 1970s the word "roadwork" was mostly supplanted by the word "jogging", promoted by the coach Arthur Lydiard, and this form of running became quite popular among many people at that time. University of Oregon track coach Bill Bowerman, after jogging with Lydiard in New Zealand, brought the concept of jogging as exercise to the United States in 1962. Bowerman published the book Jogging in 1966, and later updated the book for a 1967 republication. Bowerman established jogging programs for men and women of all ages. The popularity of these programs helped to spread the concept of jogging as an exercise for everyone throughout the United States.
The term to jog/jogging as a form of exercise originated in England in the mid seventeenth century. This usage became common throughout the empire and in his 1884 novel My Run Home the Australian author Rolf Boldrewood wrote "your bedroom curtains were still drawn as I passed on my morning jog".In the United States jogging was also called "roadwork" when athletes in training such as boxers, customarily ran several miles each day as part of their conditioning. In New Zealand during the 1960s or 1970s the word "roadwork" was mostly supplanted by the word "jogging", promoted by the coach Arthur Lydiard, and this form of running became quite popular among many people at that time. University of Oregon track coach Bill Bowerman, after jogging with Lydiard in New Zealand, brought the concept of jogging as exercise to the United States in 1962. Bowerman published the book Jogging in 1966, and later updated the book for a 1967 republication. Bowerman established jogging programs for men and women of all ages. The popularity of these programs helped to spread the concept of jogging as an exercise for everyone throughout the United States.
Relief for carpal tunnel syndrome
Hi pals,
How many of us knows the disease named carpal tunnel syndrome..? When I was browsing the net, I came to know about this disease. That was the first time I heard such name.. So I thought of collecting the information regarding such syndrome. Carpal tunnel syndrome is nothing but a nerval disorder in the hand that can cause severe pain in the arms, fingers and wrists when a person uses hand. Those persons who are suffering from this disease cant even have a cup of coffee. Computer usage for blogging or typing may to lead to such disorder. Hence carpal tunnel relief a better alternative to this and it is effective than its market competitors. Carpal tunnel relief can be reduced much by using smart gloves. Wrist Wrap , IMAK Smart Glove and elastic should be worn by all such persons as I mentioned above. They should be careful, so that they provide least pressure to their body. They shoul keep their arms close to their body, whenever they are sitting in the chair or bench.Smart Glove will get you relief for all these effects wrist pain, carpal tunnel syndrome, arthritis or tendinitis, the IMAK . Hence in order to prevent carpal tunnel syndrome, it is advised to wear smart glove. It will be good if you share this information to your friends.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Industry Variable costs
Hi guys,
Variable costs are those whose total will vary proportionally to the level of activity ort changes in volume of production.Variable costs will be incurred onlu when there is production, or when activity is being carried out.It lis important to note that total variable costs vary in direct proportion to changes in volume of production. An increase in volume means a proportionate increasse in variable cost. That is Why there is a linear relationship between volume and variable cost. But the variable cost charged per unir remains constant or is not affected by athe volume of production. Thank you.
Variable costs are those whose total will vary proportionally to the level of activity ort changes in volume of production.Variable costs will be incurred onlu when there is production, or when activity is being carried out.It lis important to note that total variable costs vary in direct proportion to changes in volume of production. An increase in volume means a proportionate increasse in variable cost. That is Why there is a linear relationship between volume and variable cost. But the variable cost charged per unir remains constant or is not affected by athe volume of production. Thank you.
Monday, August 10, 2009
know about condenser
Hi folks,
A condenser is a device in which the steam is condensed by cooling it with water. The condensed steam is known as condensate. Advantages are: more workdone by the given amount of steam than could be obtained without a condenser. Then efficiency of the power plant is increased. Steam consumption is reduced for the given output. And then condensate is recovered for the boiler feed water. Thank you.
A condenser is a device in which the steam is condensed by cooling it with water. The condensed steam is known as condensate. Advantages are: more workdone by the given amount of steam than could be obtained without a condenser. Then efficiency of the power plant is increased. Steam consumption is reduced for the given output. And then condensate is recovered for the boiler feed water. Thank you.
Friday, August 7, 2009
FireFox 3 sets new world record
In just five hours, the new version of the Firefox Web browser had as many downloads as its predecessor got during its entire first day.Firefox 3 reached 1.6 million downloads by early evening Tuesday to match Firefox 2's first-day downloads.In the opening hours, Firefox's Web site was distributing nearly 9,000 copies of the free software every minute.Downloads continued Wednesday as Firefox supporters sought to set a world record for most software downloads in a 24-hour period. The site was slow or unreachable for about two hours starting about 12:45 p.m. Eastern time, 15 minutes before the scheduled release time, according to AlertSite, an Internet performance monitoring company. Performance improved later in the day.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Man Utd after Henry
Rumours have surfaced on and off for the past month that the unsettled Frenchman is due to head back to the Premier League, and today they hit fever pitch as Ferguson refused to issue a denial.
He told The Sun when asked about Henry, "I can't answer the question because I don't have the right answer.
"There is a name every day.
"It is possible I will sign someone this week. We are trying and we are looking at one or two options.
"Hopefully we will get something done."
Ferguson is eager to land at least one new forward as injuries and illnesses take their toll on his depleted front line. Henry, a former Arsenal hero, may fit the bill.
"It has been pressing since the end of last season," he admitted of his lack of squad depth up front.
"We like to operate with four strikers and we have not been able to do that."
Henry played only a secondary role last season for Barcelona in what was his first year in Catalunya. Should United present a fine offer then the club hierarchy may let him go, especially as Samuel Eto'o seems likely to remain at the club.
He told The Sun when asked about Henry, "I can't answer the question because I don't have the right answer.
"There is a name every day.
"It is possible I will sign someone this week. We are trying and we are looking at one or two options.
"Hopefully we will get something done."
Ferguson is eager to land at least one new forward as injuries and illnesses take their toll on his depleted front line. Henry, a former Arsenal hero, may fit the bill.
"It has been pressing since the end of last season," he admitted of his lack of squad depth up front.
"We like to operate with four strikers and we have not been able to do that."
Henry played only a secondary role last season for Barcelona in what was his first year in Catalunya. Should United present a fine offer then the club hierarchy may let him go, especially as Samuel Eto'o seems likely to remain at the club.
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