Expansion of Software companies in India( witty)

1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP : Hen Pecked

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

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Asin to act with Jackie

Hi friends,  
  It can't get bigger than this for Asin. The beauty from God's own Country, post 'Dasavatharam', is making waves in Bollywood.The actress, who is already the ambassador of an impressive list of products, would now act with Jackie Chan for the commercial of an international brand.

According to sources, the advertisement, which has lot of stunt scenes, would be shot at Hong Kong. Asin, it is said, would leave for the foreign locale by the middle of this month to take part in the shoot. Asin, who has been roped in to act in Ko Taisa to be directed by Priyadarshan and London Dreams by Vipul Amrutlal Shah, is on cloud nine as she would now share the screen with internationally acclaimed Jackie.

A Serial Killer In Canada

A severed foot -- the sixth this year -- washed up on the shore of a Canadian island on Wednesday.The right foot was found by a local woman walking on the beach, said Sgt. Mike Tresoor of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in the town of Campbell River on Vancouver Island, British Colombia.The foot was the sixth discovered on shorelines in the area since August, according to local police and media reports. Another foot -- a severed left foot still clad in a shoe -- was found Monday on the shore of Westham Island, south of Vancouver. Police said it was taken to a coroner for DNA testing. The Vancouver Sun newspaper said the first four feet found in the area were all right feet, making the foot found Monday the only left foot. Although the gruesome finds have drawn international attention, police said it may take some time to unravel the mystery.The mystery has caused a stir and given birth to many rumors, locals say. One newspaper has began investigating a rash of young men who have gone missing in the area.
Some have wondered if the feet could belong to a group of men who were in a plane that recently crashed in the waterway where the feet were found

Indelible Incident In World Cricket

In the February 1981 underarm delivery incident New Zealand needed six runs to tie the match from the final ball, with eight wickets down. The Australian captain (Greg Chappell) ordered the bowler (his brother, Trevor Chappell) to bowl underarm: rolling the ball along the ground to avoid the possibility that the No. 10 New Zealand batsman (Brian McKechnie) would score a six from the last ball to tie the match. This was the most worst, Cowardice incident which the cricket as seen so far.

Young Red devils are great-Vidic

Having successfully defended their Premier League crown last season, Manchester United are looking to repeat the feat in 2009-10 - and highly rated defender Nemanja Vidic is backing some of the young talent at Old Trafford to help the club achieve its aim.

United have won four of their five pre-season games so far, with young players such as Craig Cathcart and Jonny Evans all impressing.

Now Vidic, 26, believes the latest crop of United youngsters can make a lasting impression in the Premier League.

“The young players have done very well. I played with Craig for the first time on Saturday against Kaizer Chiefs and I thought he produced a good performance, as did Jonny,” Vidic was quoted as saying in The Sun.

"It's been a great experience for them and they should be proud of how they've performed during the trip. They have a great future ahead of them."

High Speed Flash Memory Card

TRANSCEND INFORMATION REVEALED its new Extreme Speed 300X CompactFlash card. The cards operate in dualchannel Ultra DMA mode, the fastest speed available for CF cards. This interface allows the cards to achieve extraordinarily fast read/write speeds of up to 45MB per second on average, making consecutive shooting and non-stop video recording with today’s high-performance digital single lens refl ex cameras (DSLR) easier. Transcend’s Extreme Speed 300X CF cards are now available in 4GB, 8GB and 16GB capacities in India at the price of
Rs.3,800, Rs.7,500 and Rs.16,500, respectively